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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

2008-11-17T08:39:00.004-08:00

Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men are made or marred.
~Author : W N Taylor Inspirational Sayings

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
~Author : James Thurber Nice Quotes

Nothing is more damaging to a new truth than an old error.
~Author : Johann von Goethe Great Sayings

When love is in excess it brings a man nor honor nor any worthiness.
~Author : Euripides Meaningful Sayings

Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos.
~Author : Will Durant Wise Quotes

Feel for others--in your pocket.
~Author : Charles Haddon Spurgeon Motivational Sayings

Cruel persecution and intolerance are not accidents, but grow out of the very essense of religion, namely, its absolute claims.
~Author : Morris Raphael Cohen Famous Quotes

The chief weapon of sea pirates, however, was their capacity to astonish

2008-11-17T08:39:00.003-08:00

I find the great thing in this world is, not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.
~Author : Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Inspirational Sayings

The chief weapon of sea pirates, however, was their capacity to astonish. Nobody else could believe, until it was too late, how heartless and greedy they were.
~Author : Kurt Vonnegut Breakfast of Champions Nice Quotes

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated.
~Author : Ernest Hemingway Great Sayings

Unless a man believes in himself and makes a total commitment to his career and puts everything he has into it - his mind, his body, his heart - what's life worth to him
~Author : Vince Lombardi Meaningful Sayings

Take hold lightly let go lightly. This is one of the great secrets of felicity in love.
~Author : Spanish Proverb Wise Quotes

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
~Author : Charlie Chaplin Motivational Sayings

The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy

2008-11-17T08:39:00.001-08:00

The winds and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
~Author : Edward Gibbon Famous Quotes

Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit.
~Author : Ronald Reagan Inspirational Sayings

The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy, inevitable part of the process of getting to the top.
~Author : Joyce Nice Quotes

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
~Author : Lord Chesterfield Great Sayings

It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Meaningful Sayings

The good teacher ... discovers the natural gifts of his pupils and liberates them by the stimulating influence of the inspiration that he can impart. The true leader makes his followers twice the men they were before.
~Author : Stephen Neill Wise Quotes

Blaise Pascal Motivational Sayings

2008-10-22T01:26:00.003-07:00

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
~Author : Confucius Wise Quotes

Truth is so obscure in these times and falsehood so established that unless one loves the truth, he cannot know it.
~Author : Blaise Pascal Motivational Sayings

Our tendency to create heroes rarely jibes with the reality that most nontrivial problems require collective solutions.
~Author : Warren Bennis Famous Quotes

The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegant and as yet unknown capacity.
~Author : Stuart Seaton Inspirational Sayings

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
~Author : Jerry Coleman Nice Quotes

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.
~Author : Francis Bacon Great Sayings

There is no wealth but life.
~Author : John Ruskin Meaningful Sayings

Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else.
~Author : Judy Garland to her daughter Liza Minelli Wise Quotes

Andrew Carnegie Great Sayings

2008-10-22T01:26:00.001-07:00

He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.
~Author : Andrew Carnegie Great Sayings

Of all the griefs that harass the distrest,
Sure the most bitter is a scornful jest.
~Author : Samuel Johnson Meaningful Sayings

The lucky man is he who knows how much to leave to chance.
~Author : C S Forester Commodore Hornblower Wise Quotes

I will veto again and again until spending is brought under control.
~Author : Ronald Reagan Motivational Sayings

There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you.
~Author : Maya Angelou Famous Quotes

The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
~Author : Mark Russell Inspirational Sayings

Ask yourself Have you been kind today Make kindness your daily modus operandi and change your world.
~Author : Annie Lennox Nice Quotes

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Nice Quotes

2008-10-22T01:25:00.001-07:00

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is.
~Author : Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Nice Quotes

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
~Author : Don Marquis Great Sayings

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change.
~Author : Bertrand Russell Meaningful Sayings

Beware of sentimental alliances where the consciousness of good deeds is the only compensation for noble sacrifices.
~Author : Otto von Bismark Wise Quotes

When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil.
~Author : Max Lerner Motivational Sayings

If you are possessed by an idea, you find it expressed everywhere, you even smell it.
~Author : Thomas Mann Famous Quotes

Such prosperity as we have known up to the present is the consequence of rapidly spending the planet's irreplaceable capital.
~Author : Aldous Huxley Inspirational Sayings

Lauren Bacall Motivational Sayings

2008-10-19T02:59:00.005-07:00

You don't always win your battles, but it's good to know you fought.
~Author : Lauren Bacall Motivational Sayings

Justice is incedental to law and order.
~Author : J Edgar Hoover Famous Quotes

Since the printing press came into being, poetry has ceased to be the delight of the whole community of man; it has become the amusement and delight of the few.
~Author : John Masefield Inspirational Sayings

He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven.
~Author : Lord Herbert Nice Quotes

We must come to see that peace is not merely a distant goal we seek, but it is a means by which we arrive at that goal. We must pursue peaceful ends through peaceful means.
~Author : Martin Luther King Jr Great Sayings

Should I marry W. Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
~Author : Woody Allen Meaningful Sayings

The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
~Author : Brandon Lee Wise Quotes

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Nice Quotes

2008-10-19T02:59:00.003-07:00

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
~Author : Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Nice Quotes

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
~Author : Virginia Woolf Great Sayings

If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
~Author : Kahlil Gibran Meaningful Sayings

When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is it always from the book?
~Author : Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Wise Quotes

I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack me. I need not fear my friends because the most they can do is betray me. But I have much to fear from people who are indifferent.
~Author : Assyrian Proverb Motivational Sayings

With stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
~Author : Friedrich von Schiller Famous Quotes

You can't compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.
~Author : Dale Berra Inspirational Sayings

Charles Baudelaire Famous Quotes

2008-10-19T02:59:00.001-07:00

A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by the way, a counselor, a multitude of counselors.
~Author : Charles Baudelaire Famous Quotes

This above all to thine own self be true.
~Author : William Shakespeare Inspirational Sayings

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
~Author : Ann Landers Nice Quotes

Don't cry because it's over smile because it happened.
~Author : Unknown Great Sayings

Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
~Author : Aldous Huxley Meaningful Sayings

Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it.
~Author : Lady DuffGordon Wise Quotes

A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
~Author : Sir Thomas More Motivational Sayings

When you follow your bliss... doors will open where you would not have thought there would be doors and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else.
~Author : Joseph Campbell Famous Quotes

The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread

2008-10-11T22:20:00.003-07:00

A man who as a physical being is always turned toward the outside, thinking that his happiness lies outside him, finally turns inward and discovers that the source is within him.
~Author : Sren Aaby Kierkegaard Wise Quotes

Fight fire with fire, and all you'll end up with is ashes.
~Author : Abigail Van Buren Motivational Sayings

At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there are only real and fragile truths-your abilities and your failings.
~Author : Grard Depardieu Famous Quotes

The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread, but to make every mouthful sweeter.
~Author : James R Angell Inspirational Sayings

I came upstairs into the world; for I was born in a cellar.
~Author : William Congreve Love for Love 1695 Nice Quotes

Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
~Author : John Stuart Mill Great Sayings

We may pretend that we're basically moral people who make mistakes, but the whole of history proves otherwise.
~Author : Terry Hands Meaningful Sayings

I believe I shall,in some shape or other,always exist; and, with all the inconveniences human life is liable to, I shall not object to a new edition of mine, hoping, however, that the errata of the last may be corrected.
~Author : Benjamin Franklin Wise Quotes

As long as we think we can save ourselves by our own will power

2008-10-11T22:20:00.001-07:00

We shall never cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
~Author : T S Eliot Meaningful Sayings

Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding in all your ways acknowledge him and he will make your paths straight.
~Author : Proverbs 35 Bible Wise Quotes

Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
~Author : Peter McWilliams Motivational Sayings

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.
~Author : Frank Lloyd Wright Famous Quotes

As long as we think we can save ourselves by our own will power, we will only make the evil in us stronger than ever.
~Author : Heini Arnold Inspirational Sayings

There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the open window and summoning in from the gloom outside the spirits of the nether world.
~Author : Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Nice Quotes

The god of the cannibals will be a cannibal, of the crusaders a crusader, and of the merchants a merchant.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Great Sayings

We take care of our health, we lay up money

2008-10-11T22:17:00.000-07:00

If you have a true friend, you have more than your share.
~Author : Thomas Fuller Famous Quotes

The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered by the people as equally true by the philosopher, as equally false and by the magistrate, as equally useful.
~Author : Edward Gibbon Inspirational Sayings

The highest happiness of man ... is to have probed what is knowable and quietly to revere what is unknowable.
~Author : Johann von Goethe Nice Quotes

We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight and our clothing sufficient, but who provides wisely that he shall not be wanting the best property of all -- friends?
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Great Sayings

If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my axe.
~Author : Abraham Lincoln Meaningful Sayings

Hamlet Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel Polonius By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed. Hamlet Methinks it is like a weasel. Polonius It is backed like a weasel. Hamlet Or like a whale Polonius Very like a whale.
~Author : William Shakespeare Wise Quotes

There is much pleasure ot be gained from useless knowledge.
~Author : Bertrand Russell Motivational Sayings

The proverb answers where the sermon fails, as a well-charged pistol will do more execution than a whole barrel of gunpowder idly exploded in the air.
~Author : Simms Famous Quotes

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.
~Author : Oscar Wilde Inspirational Sayings

The love of nature is consolation against failure.

2008-10-02T23:55:00.001-07:00

There isnothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water knowing that I've done it with my own two arms and legs.
~Author : Diana Nyad Great Sayings

Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted the indifference of those who should have known better the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most that has made it possible for evil to triumph.
~Author : Haile Selassie Meaningful Sayings

The love of nature is consolation against failure.
~Author : Berthe Morisot Wise Quotes

I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect.
~Author : Edward Gibbon Motivational Sayings

The best government rests on the people, and not on the few, on persons and not on property, on the free development of public opinion and not on authority.
~Author : George Bancroft Famous Quotes

This is all you have. This is not a dry run. This is your life. If you want to fritter it away with your fears, then you will fritter it away, but you won't get it back later.
~Author : Dr Laura Schlessinger Inspirational Sayings

In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be.
~Author : Hubert H Humphrey Nice Quotes

In a democracy dissent is an act of faith. Like medicine, the test of its value is not in its taste, but in its effects.
~Author : J W Fulbright Great Sayings

If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
~Author : Laurence J Peter Meaningful Sayings

Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.
~Author : Harry S Truman Wise Quotes

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
~Author : H L Mencken Motivational Sayings

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

2008-10-02T23:54:00.003-07:00

Man has a limited biological capacity for change. When this capacity is overwhelmed, the capacity is in future shock.
~Author : Alvin Toffler Nice Quotes

Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and knowledge nothing.
~Author : John Locke Great Sayings

Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime therefore, we must be saved by hope. Nothing true or beautiful or good makes complete sense in any immediate context of history therefore, we must be saved by faith. Nothing we do, however virtuous, can be accomplished alone therefore, we are saved by love.
~Author : Reinhold Niebuhr Meaningful Sayings

Men and women are limited not by the place of their birth, not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their hope.
~Author : John Johnson Wise Quotes

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
~Author : Martin Luther King Jr Motivational Sayings

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~Author : Dorothy Parker Famous Quotes

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
~Author : Friedrich Nietzsche Inspirational Sayings

This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected--in so far as it could be a matter of conscious awareness it took entire possession of him, and he understood, with joyous amazement, that this was for life.
~Author : Thomas Mann Nice Quotes

...obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.

2008-10-02T23:54:00.001-07:00

I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it.
~Author : Voltaire Famous Quotes

I think people want their illusions and writers are mostly illusion. When you read their words, you read a flattened, incomplete version of the writer.
~Author : Real Live Preacher Inspirational Sayings

...obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.
~Author : Adolf Hitler Mein Kampf Nice Quotes

I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all together, I know I am a net loser.
~Author : Charles Schwab Great Sayings

The biggest shortage of all is the shortage of common sense.
~Author : Author Unknown Meaningful Sayings

Men in authority will always think that criticism of their policies is dangerous. They will always equate their policies with patriotism, and find criticism subversive.
~Author : Henry Steele Wise Quotes

Challenges make you discover things about yourself that you never really knew. They're what make the instrument stretch--what makes you go beyond the norm.
~Author : David L Boren Motivational Sayings

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
~Author : Eric Hoffer Famous Quotes

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings but none when they are under the influence of imagination.
~Author : Edmund Burke Inspirational Sayings

We make ourselves a ladder out of our vices if we trample the vices themselves underfoot.

2008-10-02T06:49:00.001-07:00

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
~Author : Samuel Butler Nice Quotes

We make ourselves a ladder out of our vices if we trample the vices themselves underfoot.
~Author : Saint Augustine Great Sayings

If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
~Author : Marlon Brando Meaningful Sayings

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.
~Author : Hannah Whitall Smith 1902 Wise Quotes

It strikes me as gruesome and comical that in our culture we have an expectation that man can always solve his problems. This is so untrue that it makes me want to cry--or laugh.
~Author : Kurt Vonnegut Jr Motivational Sayings

The sun sets without thy assistance.
~Author : The Talmud Famous Quotes

There's not much to be said about the period except that most writers don't reach it soon enough.
~Author : William Zinsser Inspirational Sayings

One should count each day a separate life.

2008-10-02T06:48:00.002-07:00

Whatever fortune has raised to a height, she has raised only to cast it down.
~Author : Lucius Annaeus Seneca Nice Quotes

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
~Author : Henry Kissinger Great Sayings

You can live a lifetime and, at the end of it, know more about other people than you know about yourself.
~Author : Beryl Markham Meaningful Sayings

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!
~Author : Albert Einstein Wise Quotes

One should count each day a separate life.
~Author : Seneca Motivational Sayings

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success.
~Author : William S Gilbert Famous Quotes

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.

2008-10-02T06:48:00.001-07:00

Keep on beginning and failing. Each time you fail, start all over gain, and you will grow stronger until have accomplished a purpose--not the one you began with perhaps, but one you'll be glad to remember.
~Author : Annie Sullivan Famous Quotes

There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
~Author : Georges Clemenceau Inspirational Sayings

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is close upon you.
~Author : Conan Doyle Nice Quotes

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered
~Author : Woody Allen Great Sayings

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
~Author : Hellen Keller Meaningful Sayings

The whole of the Bill of Rights is a declaration of the right of the people at large or considered as individuals... It establishes some rights of the individual as unalienable and which consequently, no majority has a right to deprive them of.
~Author : Albert Gallatin Wise Quotes

The great use of life is to spend it on something that will outlast it.
~Author : James Truslow Adams Motivational Sayings

With great power comes great responsibility.

2008-10-02T05:38:00.001-07:00

The report of my death was an exaggeration.
~Author : Mark Twain New York Journal June 2 1897 Nice Quotes

A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past.
~Author : Eric Hoffer The Passionate State of Mind 1954 Great Sayings

Money is in some respects life's fire it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.
~Author : P Barnum Meaningful Sayings

The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.
~Author : O A Battista Wise Quotes

Since the whole affair had become one of religion, the vanquished were of course exterminated.
~Author : Voltaire Motivational Sayings

The only devils in this world are those running around in our own hearts, and that is where all our battles should be fought.
~Author : Mahatma Gandhi Famous Quotes

With great power comes great responsibility.
~Author : Stan Lee SpiderMan comic Inspirational Sayings

Their silence is sufficient praise.

2008-10-02T05:37:00.001-07:00

The gods help them that help themselves.
~Author : Aesop Hercules and the Wagoner Famous Quotes

Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality.
~Author : Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno Inspirational Sayings

Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell rings he's gonna be disappointed anyway.
~Author : George Foreman Nice Quotes

We know where most of the creativity, the innovation, the stuff that drives productivity lies--in the minds of those closest to the work. It's been there in front of our noses all along while we've been running around chasing robots and reading books on how to become Japanese--or at least manage like them.
~Author : John F Welch Great Sayings

Their silence is sufficient praise.
~Author : Terence Meaningful Sayings

Life is too short to be sensible.
~Author : Unknown Wise Quotes

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
~Author : Muhammad Ali Playboy Nov 1975 Motivational Sayings

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out...

2008-10-02T05:36:00.000-07:00

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food.
~Author : Assyrian Proverb Famous Quotes

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out...
~Author : Robert J Collier Inspirational Sayings

To be amused by what you read--that is the great spring of happy quotations.
~Author : C E Montague Nice Quotes

Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.
~Author : George Bernard Shaw Man and Superman 1903 Maxims for Revolutionists Great Sayings

It is right to be contented with what we have, never with what we are.
~Author : Sir James MacKintosh Meaningful Sayings

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education.
~Author : Chuangtzu Wise Quotes

What makes life worth living To be born with the gift of laughter and sense that the world is mad.
~Author : Searamouche Motivational Sayings